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Ah yes, but what about the very Latino-sounding name of Fortunio Bonanova (born Josep Lluis Moll), we hear you ask? Dude = Spanish; Spanish = European; European = White.

Look, we don’t make the rules up here.

Oh, wait, we do? Okay, let’s check the FAQ . You want to be coded as Latin American? Then you better be born in – or have parentage from – Brazil, Mexico, Colombia, Argentina, Peru, Venezuela, Chile, Guatemala, Ecuador, Bolivia, Cuba, Haiiti, the Dominican Republic, Honduras, Paraguya, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, Uruguay or Puerto Rico.

Don’t like it? Feel free to send Alan (The Beige Index Intern) an email of complaint, at resetpassword@thebeigeindex.com.