Ford v Ferrari
Dir. James Mangold (2019, IMDb #213)
Based on a true dick-measuring contest, in which an Italian automotive manufacturer hires an Austrian to beat the Brits at their own game.
And yes, we copy-pasted the above summary from Rush (2013).
As you can imagine, it’s basically a sea of vanilla dicks.
Representing the beige penises: Craig Frosty Silva (Shelby Pit Crew – Frosty) and Kirt Kishita (Japanese Commentator).
SCORE: CREAMY
Cast
Film Details
Budget97.6m USD | Gross225.5m USD |
IMDb User Score8.1 | Metacritic81% |
Synopsis
American car designer Carroll Shelby and driver Ken Miles battle corporate interference and the laws of physics to build a revolutionary race car for Ford in order to defeat Ferrari at the 24 Hours of Le Mans in 1966.
Major Wins and Nominations
23 wins and an additional 91 nominations (approximate).






