Nothing so white as nineties-era upper middle-class suburbia.

But watch out unnamed town of American Beauty. The times, they are a' changin', and the beige folks they are a' comin'.

See Figure 1: Ara Celi (Sale House Woman #1), John Cho – yes that John Cho – (Sale House Man #1) and Kent Faulcon (Sale House Man #3) as prospective homebuyers. What is the neighbourhood coming to? Call a Homeowners Association meeting at once.

But Figure 2 tells us we might be too late – that is, if the diverse high school cheerleading squad is anything to go by, with Carolina Lancaster (Spartanette #4) and Reshma Gajjar (Spartanette #9) holding up their own as a two-pronged sign of the times.