There’s beige people in this? Oh thank God. It was touch and go there for a minute, what with co-leads Ethan Hawke (Jesse) being white, and Adolescent Crush #1 Julie Delpy (Céline) being white, and these two photogenic white people engaging in a peripatetic romance along the sure-to-be-very-white streets of Vienna.

You’re sure there’s beige people? Good, good, good. We didn’t know what we’d do with ourselves if we couldn’t re-watch this film for stupid woke reasons.

So who was it? In the beigeground? Doing the needful? Bilge Jeschim (Belly Dancer) of Middle Eastern ethnicity and, possibly – it’s fucking hard to verify this shit, folks – Kurti (Percussionist) of indeterminate beigeness.