We’re conflicted. There’s only one beige guy in this film – Eddie Nestor (Estate Agent) – and he’s a beigeground character at that. But, on the other hand, he’s got a sweet power suit and is pretty much the only character who’s not a fuckup.

But our favourite character in the film is Begbie. Re-arrange the letters in his name, and you’ll get the entire vibe of this here site: B BEIGE.